Dear Humans (and web savvy goats)

Weirdo is now available to all international destinations.

And to launch we are offering FREE SHIPPING to anywhere in the universe (except the Sun, Pluto, and France) for all orders over $50.

And how about the timing, I just happened to be rifling through your drawers last night and all your current t-shirts really suck.

Now get ordering post haste, because I'm outside your window right now with a bucket of tar and some feathers. Please don't make me use them.

Enjoy
The Weirdos (trading online since 1912)