It’s funny what can happen when you name your site Weirdo.com.au. All sorts of people come out of the woodwork. Take this guy for example, Franco Skinns. Franco just started emailing us randomly through the site, offering his own style of convoluted advice. He is a self confessed “Life Expert”. I question his sanity to be honest. But we hired him anyway.

Strap yourself in. These musings are completely unedited.

Please also note our disclaimer: There is a good chance Franco is insane. Rather than actually following his advice, you would probably be better off doing the exact opposite as a general rule.