Don’t worry no one reads t-shirts these days. So you will have to settle for just looking cool. The odd pundit might come in for a closer look, possibly at their peril.

Line up your own witty remarks to ensure a good laugh at someone, as opposed to with them (it’s much more fulfilling).

Might we suggest “stop sniffing my crotch” or “It’s called a six pack champ” as two worth not reciting.